CUNT NEWSLETTER
25TH OF MAY, 2025
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT MORI?
VOL. 12 No. 1
Since 2006
ALLEGED KIN OF LESTAT DE LIONCOURT FOUND IN THE FOREST OF FONTAINEBLEAU!
Over the years, there have been numerous sightings of a vampiric-like beast in the Forest of Fontainebleau, near Paris, France. During this time, the creature has earned the name “Le Diable de Fontainebleau,” or “The Devil of Fontainebleau.” Most photographic evidence of the creature has been too blurry to prove anything beyond conspiracy theories—until now. The first clear photo of the beast has finally been released to the public, with unnamed sources suggesting it may be a real vampire known as Mori de Lioncourt.

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Due to Twitter's (X) policy, I hereby declare that I am not anyone I portray. This account is a parody and solely for roleplay purposes only. |

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Photographer found dead. |
WHO IS MORI DE LIONCOURT
Though his parents are unconfirmed to the public, it's believed that vamp is a vampire by birth, due to the lack of bite scars on his neck. He lives in a secluded gothic mansion in the woods, with no record of anyone who has explored it, returning alive. Mori can be seen in town, but no one can confirm that he is Le Diable de Fontainebleau – aside from the fact that he also lives in the forest.
BEFORE U FOLLOW
admin is 19, a student, a poc, neurodivergent, and trans. admin has no desire for ooc relationships of any kind. mori is 3n.
DO NOT INTERACT
__phobes/ __ists, if you pressure for replies, if you use fonts, if you're only interested in a romantic or lustful relationship
IMPORTANT NOTES
mori only uses vamp/he pronouns and prefers both fem and masc terms. do not use she/her. nonbinary & unlabeled orientation
PERSONAL LIFE
likes old media, botany, photography, science, music, writing, foraging, wildlife
dislikes nosey humans, litter, unwarranted hostility, vampires' depictions in media
In his spare time, Mori forages in the woods, later disguising himself to sell his findings at farmers' markets in town.